The Case of the Mystery Bones

On one of our walks around London, more of a forced march if you ask my boyfriend, we walked along the Thames from the Tower Bridge down to Westminster Abbey. On the way we leaned over the railing to look down at the banks of the Thames. There were stairs and we decided to go down and look. It was deserted down there, but we did find something interesting. When we looked closely at the gravel underfoot we noticed it wasn't made out of rocks.


It's got shells in it, coral bits, some pieces of brick, and bones. Yeah, look closely, those are bones. The whole bank as far as we walked was bones bones and more bones. C'est creepy non? My first question was, whose bones are these? And the next question, how did they get here? Well, we came up with theory. The pay toilets with the automatic doors are portals. When you put your coin in and the door closes you are sucked down the drain and delivered to the alien headquarters, which is hidden in plain view right here:


The aliens in the egg building, which is also a space ship ready for take off at any time, eat the people and then expel the bones into the river where they wash up on the shore. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.